Funny Confucius Quotes


He who drop watch in whisky, wasting time.

Man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

House without toilet, uncanny.

Learn how to masturbate… may come in handy!

If you turn oriental around, he become disoriented.

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!

It’s good to meet girl in park. But better to park meat in girl!

Man who eat photo of father, soon spitting image of father.

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He who masturbate only screwing self.